Ole Sarge’s Washington Entertainment Beltway Beat.

Rep. William Jefferson the rapper with a stage name “Hunnit Thou” (short for Hundred Thousand). Is on pace to out sell “Fiddy” (50 cents) with the critically acclaimed song “It is hard out here for a REP” from the Bureau nominated movie he stars in called “Frozen and Flow” with a hook song by Cynthia McKinney that goes like…..

“You know it is hard out here for a REP

Where my cold a** money is being kept

Gangsta leaning in the Lincoln to the left

You punk politicians watch your step”

“Hunnit Thou” will have all of Congress to include D-Rock (Dennis Hastert) and Hollywood singing its tune and his praises.  Rumor has it that Sean P. “Diddy” Combs wants to sign “Hunnit” to his newly formed Bad Boy Bayou label along with Cynthia McKinney aka C-Kin.

Be on the lookout for the forthcoming Beltway Bandits Congressional Compilation album on “Capital Records” titled “Culture of Corruption” With artists like “Nancy and the Kool-Aid Band”, “Crooked Kennedy”, “No-Delay”, “C-Kin” “Hunnit Thou” “The Frist Prince” and “Reid –n- Lott”  The album will surely fly off the shelves. To date there have already been 11 million illegal (undocumented) downloads of this album.  A good firewall can prevent that.  

Until the next time, I am entertained in DC…….. Ole Sarge is out!

BREAKING NEWS:  "The Mutha Ship Clearwater Revival" has agreed to sign on to the Corruption Compilation Album with a remake of "Fortunate Son"